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Цитируете «Ромео и Джульетту», слушаете Дебюсси, неплохо играете в бейсбол и демонстрируете блестящие навыки самоконтроля. Ах да, некоторые считают вас абьюзером и манипулятором.

Что сказать: мудрости, эмпатии и самоотверженности вам не занимать. А какой у вас словарный запас! Даже жаль, что ваши архаизмы все в гробу видали.

Поздравляем, вы тот, кем мы хотим стать, когда вырастем. Внешность Дэвида Боуи (или Катрин Денев), прекрасное знание классической музыки XVIII века и не атрофировавшаяся за время пребывания кровопийцей совесть.

Что случится, если вампиром стал бы ваш бывший одноклассник Витек из соседнего подъезда, известный тем, что никогда не пропускал ни юбки, ни рюмки? После обращения он, конечно, стал бы выглядеть как Йен Сомерхолдер, но внутри остался все тем же Витьком. Поздравляем, Витек — это вы.

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Ваше любимое занятие — валять дурака. Зато с вами всегда весело.

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Что тут сказать — пленных не берем.

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В вампирском деле вы традиционалист и даже, может быть, романтик. Спим в гробах, ходим в красном, врагов убиваем безжалостно и большую часть вечности проводим в тоске по «той самой».

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Кровью не корми — дай почитать Шекспира и вытащить кого-нибудь из пучины депрессии.

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поделиться

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поделиться

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«Что нового в этом мире? Все старое обговняли — вот тебе и новое»

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ПОЛИНА САДОВНИКОВА

мария бессмертная

поделиться

поделиться

«Бессмертие надоедает»

поделиться

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На что угодно.
Вечная жизнь — та еще скука

На невечную. Смерть — тоже хороший опыт

Зеленая диета.
Ну и жидкий хайлайтер

Это очевидная лесть, поэтому главное — правильно подобрать бархатный халат

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Возраст Христа. Нет, не 33 года. 2056 лет

1000 лет. Кажется, это называется миллениал

С Клодом Дебюсси

Монголо-татарское иго

Я больше по литературе. «Здесь вечный отдых для меня начнется. И здесь стряхну ярмо зловещих звезд. С усталой шеи. — Ну, в последний раз. Глаза, глядите; руки, обнимайте...»

С президентом США (забыл фамилию)

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Стейк.
Прожарка — rare

Голод по-настоящему утолить нельзя, так что сгодится любое

«Иногда вечность — не навсегда»

«Время уничтожает все.
Любовь превращается в пыль»

Scientia potentia est.
Пойду учиться

Без вариантов, вечная жизнь — best

Что-нибудь коллекционировать

Французская революция

На мир во всем мире

На Hulu вышел новый эпизод сериала «Чем мы заняты в тени». Полина Садовникова и Мария Бессмертная воспользовались этим поводом, чтобы пересмотреть свои любимые вампирские саги в строго рабочее время, и составили этот тест. Пройдите его и узнайте, какой вы вампир.

Лучшие бьюти-средства — народные

Внутренняя гармония как результат здорового по***зма

Всегда 17

Пять веков. Ну, это плюс-минус

С Дэвидом Боуи

С Шекспиром

Донорская кровь

Сосед по парте

«Лишь тот, кто познал ужас ночи, может понять сладость наступления утра»

«Будущее зависит от настоящего. Выбор есть всегда»

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Тот, что был пять минут назад

Страдать

Изводить бессмертных родственников

Без лишней скромности: на власть и признание

На встречу с любовью всей жизни

300 лет. Примерно как «Временам года» Вивальди и Усть-Каменогорску

Между пубертатом и буйным пубертатом

С Майклом Джорданом

Мне и с собой хорошо

Наркотики. И йога

Первоклассная синтетическая кровь

Расцвет Османской империи

Враги

Спагетти

Кого мы обманываем?
Буду валять дурака

Крестовые походы — вот это было веселье

«Очень немногие могут сказать: я люблю человечество. Я не из них»

«Если план А не сработал, у тебя есть еще 32 буквы, чтобы попробовать снова»

Травить байки

На еженедельные встречи
с психотерапевтом

Не в бар, а в рюмочную. Самые великие уже там

Секрет хорошего внешнего вида — спорт. Желательно на шесте

Все просто. Регулярное высасывание жизненной энергии

На любовь всей жизни

Возраст — это просто цифра. Или число? Точно одно из двух

С Брэмом Стокером

Все, что до крещения Руси

Идиоты

Кровезаменители

Вызывающий уважение

Тот, в котором не слишком накосячил

пройти тест

Верить в прогресс

Только криминал

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